The primary function of participating in chapel isn’t really to get the adorable parishioner in the next pew. That said, chapel is a place in which you’re probably to get a person who is actually spiritually suitable for you.

Listed below are ten enjoyable — and cheesy — pickup lines to use inside the church lobby:

1. The classic: “Sweet Bible.”

2. The process: “does not the Bible say to ‘greet the other person with a holy kiss’?”

3. The brag: “we completely predicted David over Goliath.”

4. The obvious: generate a passing review about your conference being caused by “Divine input” or “Divine appointment.”

5. The cheese: “right here Im, the response to your own prayers.”

6. The servant cardiovascular system: “want to serve during the soup home beside me on Wednesday?”

7. Short and sweet: “Pray right here frequently?”

8. Much more cheese: “you only broke a commandment by stealing my personal cardiovascular system.”

9. The “i am relative material” range: “Do you have the skills i will volunteer making use of the sunday-school? I really love kids.”

10. The smooth one: “King Solomon was wise…but i am more of a one-wife guy my self.”